
Artwork is work, but I have to find a "Real job"
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Now that we are all moved, and settled in. I've spent the past two weeks looking for a "real job". Because no one seems to think art work is real work, except me and the few people who are willing to pay me for it.
Moving has wreaked havoc on business, and it's going to take quite some time to network my art and photography locally so I can build back a consistent flow of sales. I have bills to pay, and since we prefer to eat and sleep, indoors, I've dedicated countless hours applying to different jobs, with only a small degree of success.
Which led me to update my resume. Now, it's a pink piece of construction paper with "Criminal Mischief and Arson" written in crayon upon it. I even included a pretty holographic unicorn sticker, and used a strawberry shorcake scented marker to sign my name, that something extra special. So I'm sure the phone will start ringing anytime now. *fingers crossed* Wish me luck.
If art doesn't sell, or something doesn't happen soon, We'll be eating ramen noodles by candle light, like my Amish neighbors.
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